User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-15 19:29
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	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-13 17:22
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для фанатов Торчвуда ))

	User:	news (posted by theljstaff)
	Date:	2009-11-12 13:53
	Subject:	LiveJournal Major Notes: Notes, Tweaks, Bug Kills, LJ_Cares!
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Notes augmented

We've enhanced and de-bugged Notes. If you haven't tried it yet, now's the time! You can create a private note when you ban multiple users. You can also delete multiple notes at once. Lastly, paid users have the option to add a note (visible only to you) whenever you add or remove a friend (guaranteed to avoid embarrassing social mishaps). If you don't currently have a paid account, you can upgrade now! It only takes a few minutes and costs less than a bad shopping mall haircut (plus, it's way more fashionable)!

Product tweaks and bug kill

1. In another effort to zap spam, comments containing links from domains LiveJournal deems untrustworthy are now automatically screened
2. If you sign up to get notifications of the Writer's Block question of the day, you'll now see the daily question in the email notification, so you'll have a little extra time to ponder before you post. You can subscribe to Writers Block notifications here
3. The issue causing random comments to vanish has been fixed!
4. If you visit a LiveJournal page and get prompted to log in, you'll be returned to the same page after you sign in (Thanks, Dreamwidth)!
5. If you don't edit the timestamp for an entry at all, the entry timestamp will indicate the time the entry was posted instead of the time the Update Journal page was loaded
6. Comments with paddings/backgrounds render correctly within the comment box (and will no longer wrap outside the box and break frames/margins)

New FCK fixes rich text editor!

1. We've updated our RTE (Rich Text Editor) to FCKeditor version 2.6.5
2. When switching from the RTE to HTML editor, links for syndicated feeds are no longer broken
3. RTE now functions properly in Safari 4.0
4. An extra line/space will not be auto-inserted whenever you switch from RTE to HTML editor
5. The insert image link now works correctly in all browsers

LiveJournal Cares

We’re pleased to introduce you to lj_cares, a new LiveJournal community dedicated to raising awareness and funds for U.S. charitable organizations that improve the health and well-being of people around the world. Each month, we’ll spotlight a nonprofit that is making a significant global impact through medical research, public outreach, and/or humanitarian social programs. Charities will be selected in accordance with the U.S. calendar of national health observances based on a high rating (of over 60%) on Charity Navigator and global scope of impact.

In this, our inaugural month of November, we will celebrate national adoption month by offering a charitable virtual gift (priced at $2.99) to support Love Without Boundaries, an organization that saves the lives of orphans with life-threatening diseases and places them in loving homes around the world. LiveJournal will donate 100% of the proceeds from the sale of charitable vgifts (we'll cover the cost of credit card transaction fees). To learn more about Love Without Boundaries, please visit lj_cares and read about how they helped save Baby Kang and the Rainbow Twins from fatal illnesses, who are now thriving in nurturing families. You can purchase your Love Without Boundaries gifts in the Virtual Gift shop.

Papered in postcards

A couple of weeks ago, we asked you to send in postcards to surround us with LiveJournal community. Thanks for coming through! We've received postcards all the way from Germany, Finland, and Canada and from all over the US, including Texas, Florida, Alaska, Montana, Wyoming, Indiana, Hawaii, and Oklahoma just to name just a handful. We're thrilled with our improved decor.

Please keep the love coming for one more week by writing to Frank the Goat, Esq., c/o LiveJournal, Inc., 539 Bryant Street, Suite 210, San Francisco, CA 94107. Be sure to include your username, since we'll be drawing the names of ten random contributors next Thursday to win paid account credits!

Photos of the week

We have more dazzling images posted by talented LiveJournal photographers from around the world. We're hoping to span the entire globe, so please continue posting and tagging. Of course, you can also sit back and enjoy the view at lj_photophile.

You can see a sample of this week's gorgeous photos and check out spotlight communities and awesome user content after the jump!

Curtains

We thank you, once again, for joining us. See you next week!

	User:	_sn0w
	Date:	2009-11-12 12:34
	Subject:	.lovestory Tonya & Oleg
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	User:	lj_maintenance (posted by dwell)
	Date:	2009-11-11 14:00
	Subject:	Network Maintenance: Saturday, November 14, 2009 at 04:00-06:00 UTC/GMT
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EDIT@08:16 UTC/GMT. Wow. That was ugly. I expected it to go for 30 minutes and have maybe 1 minute of broken connectivity. Instead it lasted over 4 hours and we had 10 minutes of downtime directly related to the load balancer upgrades and then another 5-10 minutes of downtime when our primary Pingback database server crashed and the secondary couldn't take over; which could have been indirectly caused by the network upgrade missing a self-VIP.

Anyways, we're up, we're working, the load balancers are barely breaking a sweat right now and I need some food and a shot of whiskey. I don't even *like* whiskey!!

Thanks mhwest and dnewhall for helping out!

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On Saturday the 14th at 4AM UTC/GMT we will be upgrading the operating system of our network load balancers to a newer version, one that will allow us to use both CPUs! Nifty, because multiprocessing is nice.

Since we have 2 load balancers, the plan is to upgrade 1 at a time, and there really should be very little impact to our website. Hopefully you won't notice a thing and I'll get to go back to the hotel and watch some wonderful late night infomercials.

We've got a lot of exciting projects coming up for 2010 and we're hoping that we'll be able to deliver them all to you, that you will find it useful/cool/lovely and then you will use the site even more. Behind-the-scenes work like this will give us the capacity to handle the anticipated traffic, so expect a few more maintenance windows especially in the beginning of next year as we've got some neat ideas to improve performance around here! We had the recent 30-45 minute outage yesterday due to one of our logging databases filling up disk space -- not so great design coupled with my human error in handling the initial problem -- and it looks like we're going to finally have some resources to eliminate stuff like that. I can't wait!

As usual, I will be updating status.livejournal.org before and after, just in case you are not able to reach our main website during the work.

	User:	zmeyka_taya
	Date:	2009-11-11 17:00
	Subject:	частности
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Итак, сегодня в нашей программе:

- Для отдельных беспокойных личностей – сиськи вместо валерьянки фотографическое подтверждение того, что я жива и здорова.


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fatlynx

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-11 10:01
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вот что я вчера пропустила

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-11 01:16
	Subject:	Петербургский роман. Часть III. Глава 25.
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Сползает свет по длинным стеклам,
с намокших стен к ногам скользя,
о, чьи глаза в тебя так смотрят,
наверно, зеркала глаза.

Он думал -- облики случайней
догадок жутких вечеров,
проходит жизнь моя, печальней
не скажешь слов, не скажешь слов.

Теперь ты чувствуешь, как странно
понять, что суть в твоей судьбе
и суть несвязного романа
проходит жизнь сказать тебе.

И ночь сдвигает коридоры
и громко говорит -- не верь,
в пустую комнату героя
толчком распахивая дверь.

И возникает на пороге

И.Бродский

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-10 22:20
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а по РТР гонят на Афанасьева и Гоголя
и говорят что Бабу Ягу придумало правительство!

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-10 20:53
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прекрасное, и снова какие-то люди запрещают хорошие книги... они вообще их читали? как можно назвать "Помутнение" Дика "книгой, пропагандирующей наркотики?" они совсем там ебанулись?

	User:	seroglazka
	Date:	2009-11-10 18:54
	Subject:	Торкану-ка видами домашними!
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мое любимое с холодильника
"психиатрия - индустрия смерти".
это Рома из поездки в Питер привез,
ему около вокзала вручили! ))
и "усыпление, вывоз, кремация. избавим от страданий"
порой вызывает хихикание ))



под окнами у нас - детский сад.
меня неизменно умиляет их разглядывать на утренних прогулках! ))




вопрос _{"что мы будем делать со всем этим хламом?!"} как-то пропал.
"музей на кухонной стене"
там много чего интересного, смешного, романтичного...
особенно радуют:
руль, хлыст, наручники, подвязка и фотографии! ))

	User:	_sn0w
	Date:	2009-11-10 15:21
	Subject:	.wedding Lena & Pasha
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special for lynnoe_zatmenie

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-10 09:45
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оказывается по книге Коупленда Jpod есть одноименный сериал
уже качаю )))

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-09 11:47
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зуб отковыряли за 15 минут пилой )))
теперь качественно прикладываю лед к огромной и круглой щеке

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-08 14:36
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завтра его должны удалить
ыыыыы

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-07 22:02
	Subject:	NEED HELP
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ОЧЕНЬ нужен человек, который может помочь в получении видеозаписей сериалов из США.
Комментарии скринятся.

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-07 20:11
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	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-05 23:57
	Subject:	Самое Большое Простое Число
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Снупи, просыпайся, погоня все ближе.
Доставай свои маленькие, я надену свои – большие лыжи.
Вудстока не забудь положить ко мне в рюкзак
Черт, с этими побегами все всегда не так.
Слабые крепления, ладно, садись мне на спину, крепче держись.
Прости, мне тоже кажется, это совсем неправильная жизнь.
Послушай, доберемся до того леса, наши друзья-звери обязательно помогут нам.
Их ни за что не одолеть всем нашим врагам.
Внимание! Снупи, Вудсток, приготовьтесь, впереди трамплин.
К несчастью, на пути к тому лесу очень мало равнин.
Замерзли уши, возьмите в рюкзаке красные шапки
Снупи! Я знаю, что мы едем слишком быстро! Но, пожалуйста, убери с моих глаз свои лапки.
Вот и лес, но зверей почему-то нет, ладно здесь сделаем привал.
Вы ложитесь спать. А я посторожу! Я, нет – я совсем не устал.
С утра все звери, наконец-то, приходят к нам.
Они ждали в другой части леса, нашли нас по голосам.
Поздоровались, сварили суп, поговорили.
Вудсток показывал как стер ноги, когда мы шли по пустыне 103 мили.
Снупи, ты так поморщился, когда пробовал горячий суп.
Я отдам все на свете, чтобы ты никогда не вырос, и никто бы не называл тебя Снуп.

	User:	news (posted by theljstaff)
	Date:	2009-11-05 13:15
	Subject:	LiveJournal Major Notes: Spam counter-attack, RSS feeds again, CSI Deadly Intent contest
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The empire strikes back

RSS feeds again

xkcd_rss

icanhaschzbrgr

Wii have killer CSI Deadly Intent contests!

c_s_i

c_s_i

c_s_i

Enveloped in postcards

Photos of the week

lj_photophile

	User:	couchirard
	Date:	2009-11-05 21:41
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мне Пилот как-то никак...
а вам?